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		<title>Drunk Man Gets Bitten By Panda, Then Bites Back</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Feb 2007 06:35:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is old news, but it&#39;s wacky enough to write about months after the fact.&#160;
Apparently a visitor to the Beijing Zoo got an overwhelming urge to pet a panda bear, so he decided to hop the fence and give it a shot. The startled panda did the most logical thing a panda could do and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align="left"><img class="LeftImage" src="http://www.beerist.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/panda1.jpg" alt="Panda Bite" width="250" height="227" align="left" />This is old news, but it&#39;s wacky enough to write about months after the fact.&nbsp;</p>
<p align="left">Apparently a visitor to the Beijing Zoo got an overwhelming urge to pet a panda bear, so he decided to hop the fence and give it a shot. The startled panda did the most logical thing a panda could do and bit him on the leg. The man, clearly shaken by the panda&#39;s defensive demeanor did the least logical thing a man could do&#8230; he bit the panda back.&nbsp;</p>
<p align="left">The man, Zhang Xinyan had consumed an estimated 4 jugs of beer (not sure how big a jug is) at the zoo&#39;s restaurant before the incident. He also described the panda&#39;s skin as &quot;quite thick&quot;&#8230; I bet it was.</p>
<p align="left"><a href="http://www.beerist.com/wp-admin/Panda%20Bites%20Man,%20Man%20Retaliates%20And%20Bites%20Back">Panda bites man, man retaliates and bites back &#8211; [wayodd.com]</a></p>
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